Breakfast
Served from 7:00am to 10:30am
All breakfast burgers include your choice of BBQ, Tomato sauce, or Garlic Aioli.
MAKE IT A MEAL +$7.90
Add Hash Brown and Coffee
GLUTEN FREE BUNS AVAILABLE +$3.00
The Wake Up
The classic start. A fluffy seeded brioche bun packed with crispy bacon, a fresh fried egg, and melted American cheese. Simple. Satisfying. The breakfast burger Cairns didn’t know you needed.
$14.90
The Hash Hit
Bacon, egg, American cheese — and a golden hash brown to seal the deal. The Hash Hit is your breakfast upgrade, built on a seeded brioche bun and made fresh to order. Choose your sauce and hit the road.
$15.90
The Stack Up
Bacon. Egg. American cheese. Onion rings. On a seeded brioche bun. The Stack Up is for those who know breakfast should actually fill you up. Add sauce and you’re good to go.
$16.90
The Enforcer
The big one. A smashed beef patty, bacon, egg, American cheese, and onion rings — all on a seeded brioche bun. This is what breakfast looks like when it means business.
$18.90
BURGERS
Served from 10:30am to 9:00pm
MAKE IT A DOUBLE +$5.00
Includes extra patty, cheese, & onion
MAKE IT A MEAL +$6.00
Add fries & a can
GLUTEN FREE BUNS AVAILABLE +$3.00
👑 Smash King
The one that started it all — and then kept going. A 100% local grass-fed smash beef patty, double American cheese, crispy bacon, fried onion, crisp lettuce, pickles, and our house-made Smash Sauce, all built on a soft seeded brioche bun. This is the burger Cairns talks about.
$20.90
⭐️ Classic Cheeseburger
Some things don’t need fixing. A 100% local grass-fed smashed beef patty, melted American cheese, yellow mustard, pickles, and ketchup — on a soft milk bun. No distractions. Just a perfect cheeseburger, made the right way in Cairns.
$15.90
Loyal Servant
Built to earn your loyalty, one bite at a time. A 100% local grass-fed smash beef patty, fried onions, double American cheese, pickles, and our signature smokey L.S Sauce — on a seeded brioche bun. Bold, reliable, and seriously good.
$16.90
Crown Crasher
Beef doesn’t always wear the crown. The Crown Crasher brings crispy Southern-style fried chicken, melted American cheese, crisp lettuce, and creamy garlic aioli to a handcrafted milk bun. Cairns’ go-to chicken burger — made fresh, made properly.
$17.90
The Crown Jewel
This one’s not for the timid. A 100% local grass-fed smash beef patty, crunchy peanut butter, double American cheese, sweet seared pineapple, Canadian maple syrup, crown sauce, and crispy bacon — on a seeded brioche bun. The most talked-about burger in Cairns FNQ.
$21.90
🌶️ The Executioner
Not for the faint-hearted. A 100% local grass-fed smash beef patty, jalapeños, double cheese, fried onion, crisp lettuce, sriracha mayo, and hot sauce — on a seeded brioche bun. Cairns’ hottest smash burger. You’ve been warned.
$19.90
Vegetarian
🥦 Vegie Royal
Proof that the crown doesn’t need meat to earn it. A golden crumbed vegetable patty, grilled halloumi, smoky roasted red pepper, and plant-based mayo — all built on a seeded brioche bun. The vegetarian burger Cairns didn’t know it was missing. Bold, satisfying, and zero compromise on flavour.
$18.90
Meal COMBOS
The Crown Box Meal
Four crispy Southern-style chicken tenders, seasoned fries, two pieces of golden Texas toast, your choice of SR dipping sauce, honey, and a can — all in one box. The feed that covers everything. One order, zero regrets.
$29.90
ROYAL WRECKAGES
Loaded Fries
Royal Wreckage
The one that started the chaos. A mountain of golden fries smothered in melted cheese, smoky bacon, and our house chip dust. This is what loaded fries are supposed to look like. Single or share — either way, order more than you think you need.
Single $9.90 | Share $14.00
Golden Wreckage
Loaded fries with a bit of class. Crispy golden fries, a rich drizzle of truffle mayo, and a generous snowfall of grated parmesan. Simple combination. Unreasonable results. Single or share — disappears faster than expected every time.
Single $10.90 | Share $14.90
Kingpin Wreckage
Not for the mild-mannered. Seasoned fries loaded with melted American cheese, smoky bacon, SK sauce, and jalapeños that mean business. The spicy loaded fries Cairns didn’t know it needed — until now. Single or share, if you can share.
Single $11.90 | Share $15.90
Crown Wreckage
The loaded fries that refused to stop. Seasoned fries topped with American cheese, smoky bacon, fried onion, maple syrup, Southern fried chicken tenders, sriracha hot sauce, and SR Sauce. Sweet, spicy, crispy, indulgent — all at once. Cairns’ most loaded side, by a long way.
Single $13.90 | Share $17.90
SIDES
Texas Toast (2pcs)
Two thick slices of golden butter-toasted bread — crispy on the outside, soft and warm on the inside. The side that quietly steals the show. Pairs with everything on the menu, or holds its own just fine on its own. Two pieces per serve.
$8.00
Seasoned Fries
Crispy golden fries tossed in our signature Smash seasoning blend. Not plain. Not afterthought. These are the fries that make you steal them off everyone else’s tray. The side Cairns keeps coming back for.
$5.50
Onion Rings (10rings)
Ten golden, crispy battered onion rings — served in the Smash Royalty box because even the sides deserve a bit of attitude. Crunchy outside, sweet inside, and gone faster than you planned. A Cairns sides menu essential.
$7.90
Cheesy Jalapeño Bites (4pcs )
Four golden, crunchy pockets of creamy cheese and fiery jalapeño — finished with a cool dipping sauce that makes the heat worth chasing. The snack side you didn’t plan to order and can’t stop eating. Spicy, cheesy, dangerously good.
$9.90
KIDS MENU
Little Royals
Little Smash
A proper smash burger built for little hands. A soft milk bun, freshly smashed beef patty, melted American cheese, and ketchup — served with small seasoned fries and a popper juice. No fuss, no surprises. Just a kids meal they’ll actually finish.
$13.90
Little Clucker
Crispy Southern fried chicken tenders, tomato sauce, small seasoned fries, and a popper juice — all in one easy kids meal. Familiar flavours, proper portions, zero stress for parents. The chicken option that keeps everyone happy at the table.
$13.90
Drinks
Coffee
Proper coffee at the drive-thru — because you shouldn’t have to choose between a great feed and a great cup. Made with full cream milk as standard. Hot, fresh, and ready when you are.
- Latte
- Cappuccino
- Mocha
- Hot Chocolate
$5.90
Iced Lattes
Cold, smooth, and ready to go. Choose from Vanilla, Caramel, or Hazelnut — each one made fresh and served iced.
- Vanilla
- Caramel
- Hazelnut
$6.90
Shakes
Five thick shakes. Five flavours. Zero weak options. Choose from Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana, or Caramel — each one made thick, cold, and properly satisfying. The milkshake that makes the meal.
- Strawberry
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Banana
- Caramel
$8.90
Loaded Shakes
These aren’t milkshakes. These are events. Choose from Aero Mint or Snickers — each Loaded Shake is stacked with toppings, whipped cream, and the kind of indulgence that demands a photo before the first sip. Cairns’ most over-the-top dessert drink, made fresh to order.
- Aero Mint
- Snickers
$12.90
Drinks
Cold cans and bottles to go. Choose from Coke, Coke Zero, Solo, Passiona, Mountain Dew, Creaming Soda, Sunkist, or Bottled Water. The straightforward option — ice cold, ready instantly.
- Coke
- Coke Zero
- Solo
- Passiona
- Mountain Dew
- Creaming Soda
- Sunkist
- Bottled Water
$4.00
Dirty Sodas
This is what the dirty soda hype is actually about. Six signature builds — Pink Pony, Royal Paradise, Smash Wave, Apple Royale, Crownberry, and Mango Tango — each one custom-crafted, loaded with flavour, and served in a branded Smash Royalty cup. Cairns’ home of dirty sodas.
- Pink Pony
- Royal Paradise
- Smash Wave
- Apple Royale
- Crownberry
- Mango Tango
$8.90
DESSERTS
Loaded Waffle Cup
Golden deep-fried waffle pieces, rich Nutella, and creamy vanilla ice cream — all in one cup, all completely out of control. Comes with one topping included.
$10.90
Ice Cream Cup
Your choice of creamy vanilla, chocolate, or swirl soft serve — piled high and finished with one topping. Simple, satisfying, and exactly what you need after a Royal Wreckage.
$5.90
Add Extra Toppings +$2.00
- M&Ms
- Flake
- Maltesers
- Oreo Crumb
- Sprinkles
- Nutella